The Daily Flamer Spotlight: Ron Silliman's Blurbocaust
I wouldn't be the first person to intimate that Ron Silliman is a poetry glutton. He consumes books as if the study of literature were a pie-eating contest. His own books of poetry are Big Important Works, filled with impressive numbers of words piled awkwardly on top of each other. We must be bludgeoned by the density of his project.
Lately I've noticed that he is also producing, at a staggering rate, the most grizzly, hyberbolic, and truly absurd blurbage of our time. Surely he can't be serious? Is his enthusiasm for every cheap new design at the mfa SuperTarget of Poetry sincere? Does it make him feel he's "In the Zone" -- rushing with his cart through the aisles of the Poetry Career Supermarket Sweepstakes? Is this what happens when one greedily reads too much poetry just to keep up with trends? Or is this simply a crass move mounted to ensure that the poets he slobbers upon and their ragged schools are indentured to pay homage to him in the future? How much does Silliman's career as a market analyst in the computer industry inform his approach to poetics and poetry world socio-politicking?
Let's look at the first paragraph of recent review on Silliman's weblog of Joseph Massey's chapbook Bramble. (In fairness, since I have not read this book, my criticism of Silliman's blurbing practice does not necessarily extend to Massey's work; however, I think I can fairly say, looking at the work quoted, that this is not, as Silliman absurdly claims, in the realm of the best poetry ever crafted.)
"One great consequence of this weblog is that people send me books & magazines that they want me to see. Some are just so-so, a few are real cringers, but I’m struck at how high the overall quality is – many are much more than “merely competent.” People who decide after all to tackle this most difficult (& deeply underappreciated) art form really do, to appropriate a sports phrase, put themselves out there, leaving everything on the page. That is one reason why I’m such an optimist about poetry, and why I can say with confidence that we have more good poets active right now than ever before, especially if I frame that clearly, say, for example, within the United States. On top of all this a few books just jump out at me & really rock."
Note the emphasis put on the United States. Note the optimism connected with over-production. Note the hep talk (it rocks).
Optimism!
Confidence!
USA!
It's like an Exxon ad in The New Yorker.
But it gets worse:
Joseph Massey’s Bramble is not only a joy to read – I’ve already done so more than once – but it’s unusual & remarkable in several ways. The most important of these is the writing.
From what I can surmise Silliman wants us, the readers, to understand that this book is really a remarkable, unusual book and a joy to read; but get this -- that's mostly because of the writing. Fascinating, is it not? Have we come to this? That we need to actually make a point of saying in a review that we like a book of poetry because of the writing? He Doth Protest Too Much.
The poet is routinely congratulated for having "a good ear", and then, as is the custom in Silli-land, crowned like a spoiled child at a Burger King birthday party; Silliman quotes from one of Massey's poems and declares:
I don’t think it’s possible, frankly, to craft a better poem than that last one.
Joseph Massey is writing some of the best work of our time, and it’s accessible to boot. He’s a post-avant even Ted Kooser should be able to love.
And why shouldn't I believe him?


57 Comments:
I made the mistake of watching the Ron Silliman reading via the Jim Behrle show. Oh the droning reading style! I hope RS watched himself and corrects it. If RS is the godfather of all things post-avant, then I weep for the future. One gets the sense that RS is even more desperate than JB's comic strips depict.
PS Obey!
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To lump Joe Massey with "every cheap new design at the mfa SuperTarget" is just fucking nuts.
You need a fact-checker.
Wow. Gotta love the incredible homophobia! Steve, I hope anonymous hasn't found out about the secret affair we've been sharing.
Shouldn't this place be called "The Yearly Flamer?"
Massey's no MFA-er, that's pretty much the exact opposite of what he is. You can hate the messenger and still love the message: the kid puts his guts into little chapbooks a handful of people get to read. Not exactly worth getting all Defcon 5 about.
xxxjimmy
This post had very little to do with Joe Massey, as can be noted by reading it.
But no, he doesn't seem to appear to be the second coming of Christ or anything. Now that you brought it up he appears to be a very weak Kerouac-Creeley imitator.
Anonymous, I am gay and also have a lisp. Do you ant to fight? Are you sure? And thank you for stopping by, Gary Norris.
This post is a weak imitation of what I've been saying for *years* about Ron Silliman. Except I'm funny. So, you know.
xxxjimmy
All of this does nothing but show your own inability to form a coherent argument. I suppose it's not too bad for something that's entirely an ad hominem attack, but because of that there's very little here worth reading or paying attention to.
tsk! tsk!
All of this does nothing but show your own inability to form a coherent argument. I suppose it's not too bad for something that's entirely an ad hominem attack, but because of that there's very little here worth reading or paying attention to.
tsk! tsk!
With that many tsks, I think you're the one with the lisp, Gary Norris.
Thank you anonymous, for stopping by.
Which part of my argument didn't you understand?
The weakest possible argument against my argument is that it's ad hominem, and (sniff sniff) that's what makes it completely unworthy of reading.
It is "against the man". Righto! You got me there. I'm so ashamed, so very ashamed.
Behrle,
If it resembles things you (and I'm sure many other people) have already said, that is only because these things are so strikingly obvious to non-pods. Yet there are many, many people who take this man's word to be gospel. I'm sure anonymous is one of them.
I know you are deep up his ass, Behrle, don't pretend otherwise.
Your jokes are weak and harmless. Sometimes funny, sometimes not. But always harmless. How do you manage to pull that off?
I will continue my fight against Ron Silliman's blurbocaust; it is repulsive and I will not sit by without raising my voice against such obvious intellectual dishonesty; thank you all for your comments.
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Another thing, anonymous, are you the same person who wrote the hateful things about alan's wife that I deleted, or just another well meaning freind of Joe Massey (because now any friend of Joe Massey is a friend of Silliman, right?)
tsk tsk asshole
ps anonymous
your academic weenie status shines through your anonymity.
what are you? a catholic school nun hitting my wrists with a ruler?
of course you completely miss the political content of my piece.
asshole
"Deep up his ass?" And I'm "harmless?" Mallie, pal, you've seen better days. Good luck with your dopey battle against the horridly obvious. Your stammering non-statements sum up to exactly diddly.
xxxjimmy
Thank you, Steve Barron. If everything were horridly obvious, we could close down all these blogs immediately and get on climbing trees or whatever. Jim Behrle is very cool. If he seems sometimes to extend his reach to try to be too—I'm sure he doesn't mean it.
I wish I could get upset with people for their taste. I can't. The Blurbocaust, however, does raise suspicions. For me, particularly, the prophet's caustic dismissals. Every man and woman is entitled to his or her pleasures, yet Silliman's 20th-century poetry lectures frequently read much more like propaganda. It disappoints me like hell, because Silliman's otherways largely and admirably generous, candid, and democratic.
No, sir - Anything I'd say would be directly related to what you wrote - I'm not one to level a malicious and personal attack. So whoever made horrible comments about Alan's wife was not me.
I don't believe everything Silliman says. I don't believe everything anyone says, really.
As for 'weenie' status. I don't have a blog here, nor am I an academic. I'm just some guy, and not anyone of consequence really. I might even agree with a lot of the points I've seen made about poetry churned out of the MFA machines. Still, I sometimes get real sick of insults being tossed around just out of spite and not real discussions of what's going on.
That's all.
Cheers.
I will gladly risk being "too" to end up being less "Steve Barron." Oh how the Mallie has fallen! Although I like that he changed the name of the blog--another one of my jokes!
xxxjimmy
behrle,
The whole run of your fucking blog cartoons for the last fucking year has been based on material that YOU STOLE from foetry dot com--which means..me monday alan and a few others. Fucker. You've been riding on our material for a long time cunt, 'fess up!
Clay Banes,
I agree; Silliman is not an unlikable man, and frequently has interesting things to say about poetry--but these kind of "reviews" have to stop. We have to let him know that we are on to him; it is nothing more than propaganda to serve himself and cement his connections to various groups of poets. Doesn't he value language more than to shit out so much falseness?
I am also very interested in my own question--how does his career as a market analyst in the computer industry inform his poetics? Do you see any connection there?
Anonymous,
I stand corrected, but you should know: I think ad hominem attacks totally rule.
I did the foetry dot com comic for like 2 months, Feb-April 2005. You had been chased from those boards early in the run (you wouldn't have made a very good character, you're just not very funny). If making fun of Monday and Alan somehow constitutes "stealing their schtick" or "riding on their material" I'm guilty. Look back, you had run screaming and weeping from foetry dot com (after being outed on my blog (we weren't even looking for you then, it was Monday we were after)). I think the work is a little dated but remains at foetry dot blogspot dot com. That you want to take credit for my jokes is no surprise: looking here at the Yearly Flamer it's easy to see that there's nothing funny about you. Although I am looking forward to another grand statement of poetics like "Am I Really Me?" or "Silliman Really Bugs Me." Those should be anthologized in the Norton Anthology of Weak-Ass Nonsense.
xxxjimmy
I've spent godless hours the past two months reading poetry blogs. Not nearly long enough, apparently, to comprehend all of Mr. Behrle's witty last, last, last words. (I thought he was funnier a last word back.) I have to blame myself, naturally, my callow inexperience. I'm sure it's all gut-splitting and not tedious.
I don't think there's any question the Silliman reviews can't stop. I'm just bored of the amens to the joyless identity cult, i.e. we all "love" this and "hate" that.
Which isn't even modestly articulate of me. Or funny.
behrle,
you're really not very bright, are you? all of your cartoons making fun of poets' careerism and callowness was ripped from the pages of foetry dot com.
you can believe anything you want about my being "chased" from the boards. please, darling. if you only knew.
btw, reading your blog recently i want to let you know that you don't have "love" for the same reasons you don't have "poetry". those things require a certain kind of fidelity that you are too immature and shallow to posess.
o but what a funny guy!
btw behrle
i know you want to be my bitch. don't lie.
Stevie--
You are a hollow and soulless creature--what do you know of love, poems, cocks and fidelity? Nothing--you are not a poet as far as I can tell. You are probably the dimmest person ever to go to Columbia and if you were attractive *at all* you would post your own photo. Sorry. Alan I would probably fuck. Monday I would jerk off on. You're nothing to me.
xxxjimmy
All this randy talk is making me hungry.
Please darling. You've been sweatin Mallie and Mallie's silenty barking dog for ages. The only thing greater than your lust for Mallie is you fear.
And if you ever were so lucky as to gaze upon my visage you would finally quit pretending that your crushes on girls were any more than, say, my appreciation of courtney love or thatcher, and become queer for life.
you would be furhter up my ass than yo are silliman's.
why not spend christmas coming to terms with your confused sexuality?
come to london jim
just to suck my cock
You seem pretty *bothered*, Steve. Did you spend tens of thousands of dollars to be this way? Did you *graduate* from Columbia? You seem like the kind of guy who really wasn't smart enough to be there, just kind of hung on as a jerk who disagreed with everyone. That you want my body is widely accepted. That you would be worthy of my love? Doubtful.
xxxjimmy
Funny you should mention it; I am also Doubtful, Jim. The Doubtful Guest--remember him?
Natch!
Jim with his balls to the wall is revealed as just another pod thinking it's the "blogant-garde" against the world.
Tell us more about the genius of your yankee doodle dandy Olson!
Are you a yankee doodle too?
I'm no Olsonite--he's fine, "Projective Verse" is cool, some of the Gloucester stuff. You've revealed yourself to be simply a lousy poet...I've seen the stuff on this site and you suck, Steve. What gives?
xxxjimmy
You don't love Mallie's poetry?
Mallie cry. Mallie go hit head on tree.
Here a poem:
jimmy
jimmy breath jimmy
come london
me do
doodle do
yo
jimmy dis smoke
and substance
3 years!
hee hee sober doodle
don't like me
poetry
I'd probably take Olson over that. And the Olson twins. And Merlin Olson. Under what circumstances do you feel fit to criticize the work of *any* poet? Shouldn't you write a good poem first?
xxxjimmy
You are correct in your perception of Silliman as engaging in very obvious network building actions. An individual tries to build a power network for one reason and one reason only: he feels weak, estimates he cannot achieve his goal alone, and appreciates that he needs others. Those others can only be attracted by being given something coveted by them (in the poetry world, it's public praise). Since praise is free, or rather is paid in scoops of dignity (a value quickly sacrificed by individuals who build power networks), the method becomes a poetry world cliche: achieve some platform of broadcasting your opinions, then dole out public praise to potential allies who could be useful.
From the quote you mentioned, it appears that Mr. Silliman encourages people to send him their poetry books. He is flattered by the senders' attention, and flatters most of them in return. Yawn. A critic shoudn't seek emotional allies; he shouldn't be so easily satisfied. The blurbocaust is attention whoring and power network building, not criticism. It's dishonest, and needs to be exposed, because it is dragging poetry criticism through the gutter. The bar has never been lower.
I guess I see blogs less as official poetry criticism than chatty blurbostatic. Republican Talk Radio. More entertainment than official reviewing. I've criticized Ron *plenty* and I do think he can be a dull kind of king-and-queen-maker. I mean, attack Ron if you want. Intelligently attack Ron if you want. Attack Ron in funny ways if you want. Why you bring Joseph Massey's chapbook into it I don't know--he's certainly not a worthy target of scorn here (directly or indirectly), just a guy getting it done. Steve Barron's responses at this blog and in these comment fields are elipsed by Renata's (as usual). She's a smart and direct writer. Steve is simply emerging from his groundhog den once again to try to make people *give a shit* about what he thinks. The Legend of Mallie is tarnished and dying.
xxxjimmy
You're right, chappy. The legend of Mallie Urn is dead and tarnished.
And yet it is forever.
Renata! Hello lovely! Good points - even Jimmy understood.
PS: I saw your little note at poetrysnark! LOOK AT ME! I WROTE SOMETHING! I DRESS MYSELF!
I am beginning to think you aren't Mallie at all.
xxxjimmy
No, Jim is not very bright. Others here seem to be simply awful persons. Jim seems dumb and awful. Is this Hell?
Steve!
Posting at Ron's *now*! Are you *that* desperate to be noticed by him? And anybody? Ugh! I guess you don't get it: the last interesting thing about you died when you were outed. The mystery was the only compelling thing about you.
Have a great weekend,
Jimmy
Jimmy's new Jimmy photos are great. The one that appears first on this comment page bummed a lot of us out, but now we're happy again and the mania's recharged.
I'm blurbostatically challenged. The picture I wanted to appear on the top right corner of my damn blog I did not then know would be my profile photo and would appear anywhere on Blogger I posted damn posts. I am sick of seeing it.
Yes, Anonymous this is hell and we are all awful persons.
Yawn.
Sorry about that fork in your ass.
The Grande Mal
I have to admit I do like Jimmy's new photo, it's so much better than the special olympics one. I'd hit that.
This one's probably the best yet.
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Hey, I thought this was a blog, man.
Steve, don't forget . . .
Podcast is up: http://foetry.com/feed/fauxcast.html
Thanks again!
i thought your original post was pretty much spot-on. as was your reading of massey's poetry in your comment fields. however, i think it's nice that ron's so enthusiastic about poets, even if he is sometimes overenthusiastic about poets who write relatively lame poetry and rarely comments on poetry that is actually interesting. it's easy to be swayed, too, by the presentation of bramble, because Hot Whiskey Press does a great job of bookmaking.
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Thank you, Jessica. We must vigiliantly parody the mad avenue ad men of poetry!!
Hi, Steve. Thank you for the attention and for providing me with an interesting read. I do appreciate it.
It should be noted that Ms. Jessica Smith has praised my book, Bramble, to me privately and in public. See here:
http://looktouch.blogspot.com/2006/03/ovhwudp.html
And here:
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:11:05 -0500
Subject: bramble
From: "Jessica Smith"
To: "Joseph Massey"
hi
finally bought BRAMBLE
it's so good
and so very beautiful
congratulations
jessica
***
Jessica is angry at me for publically coming out against her anthology, which I refused to send work to.
Anyway, thought it was necessary to point out her lack of sincerity and grapes gone sour.
All the best,
Joseph Massey
Time for the every-other-yearly post?
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